If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.

Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
Dear Golfers,
You are kindly invited to participate in the Regular Cup (Monthly Medal) to be held at Moscow City Golf Club on Saturday, June 17, 2007.
Format: 18 holes. Individual Stroke Play with handicaps. Maximum handicap for men is 28 and for ladies – 36.
| Program: | |
| 09:00 – 10:00 | beginning of registration, breakfast for players |
| 10:00 – 11:30 | start from the tee #1 |
| 12:00 – 13:00 | lunch for players |
| 15:00 – 16.00 |
cocktail-party |
| 16:00 |
prize-giving ceremony |
Entry-fee:
• For Members – free
• For Guests – 4500 rubles
Please, fill in application form and send back to Club (fax # 147-62-52), sign up at the reception, through the “touch-screen” or privet Members’ zone on the site.
Members of the Club paid their annual dues for the year 2006 will have priority at registration for the tournament.
Applications are accepted before 15.00 of Saturday, May 13, 2005, or upon receipt of 44 entries.
Best regards, Tournament committee
ÇÀßÂÊÀ / APPLICATION-FORM
Íà ó÷àñòèå â òóðíèðå #2 ñåðèè «Regular Cup 2006»/
For the «Regular Cup 2006» #2
03 èþíÿ 2006 ãîäà / June 3, 2006.
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