If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.

Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
Dear Golfers!
You are kindly invited to participate in the “Moscow Championship 2007” golf tournament to be held at Moscow City Golf Club on May, 17-19, 2007 .
Format: 3 days, 54 holes. Individual Stroke Play without handicaps (cut after 36 holes).
Maximum handicap for men is 18, for ladies – 24.
Moscow Championship winners
May 17-19, 2007
Ladies
I place – Galina Rotmistrova (-5, 193 óäàðà).
II place – Elisabeth Nikulina (218)
III place - Angelina Monakhova (225)Men
I place – Dmitry Vinogradov (200).
II place – Issa Malsagov (205)
III place - Alexander Maiorov (215)«Closest to the Pin» at hole #5 (hole-in-one) Alexander Maiorov
«Longest Drive» at hole #3 Andrey Chugunov
| Program: | ||
| May 17 | 08:00 | Registration of participants |
| 10:00 | Start of tournament tee #1 | |
| 12:00 | Lunch for players | |
| May 18 | 08:00 | Registration of participants |
| 10:00 | Start of tournament tee #1 | |
| 12:00 | Lunch for players | |
| May 19 | 08:00 | Registration of participants |
| 10:00 | Start of tournament tee #1 | |
| 12:00 | Lunch for players | |
| 17:00 |
Scoring, prize-giving ceremony and cocktail |
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Entry-fee: 1500 rubles. Members of Moscow Golf Development Federation paid their annual fee for the year 2007, play free of charge.
Please, fill-in an application-form (attached) and send to fax # 782-09-72 or sign up at the reception of MCGC.
Dead-line for application is 18.00 on Wednesday, May, 16.
Best regards, Tournament committee
APPLICATION FORM
Moscow Golf Championship 2007
May 17-19, 2007
Moscow City Golf Club
Name _________________________________________
Date of birth ____.____.__________
HCP _________________________
Tel. __________________________
Membership
at Moscow Golf Development Federation ____ Yes ____NoDate ________________ Signature ___________________