
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
The 9th of May is the day of the great victory of the soviet people over the fascism. Members of the Club and also all managers and staff congratulate our very veterans with this event, that influenced the world history and brought peace and freedom to the future generations.
On the 9th of May a special reception was held in the Club for WW II veterans and also for the awarded veterans of local military conflicts in Russia.