
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."

Dear Members! I would like to take this opportunity to express my delight at being appointed your PGA Professional at Moscow City Golf Club. I originate from Liverpool (England) and I became a professional in 1989. I graduated to a fully qualified class AA Professional with the British PGA in 1992. I have been a Head Club Professional at Leasowe Golf Club (England) for 5 years before moving to Pforzheim Golf Club (Stuttgart, Germany) where I was a teaching professional for 6 years, I then returned to England to take up the position as Director of Golf at De Vere Northop Golf & Country Club where I also organized two European Challlenge Tour Events. Before moving to MCGC I was a teaching Professional at Aphrodite Hills Golf Resort. During my career I have also played on several Professional Tours with some success. At present unfortunately I speak very little Russian although I will be working hard to learn it in order for me to communicate better with everybody. In the winter months I will also be organizing golfing trips abroad to warmer climates which I hope will be of interest to you. I am also now available for personal tuition lessons can be 0rganized through the reception. I will also be organizing weekly men + ladies group couching Sessions which you will be informed of very soon. If I can be of any assistance to you please don’t hesitate to approach me. I look forward to meeting you in the near future. Regards, Neil Sweeny