19th hole
Phrase of weekmore
If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.
Figure of weekmore
Jokesmore
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
News
CONTEST PGA CHAMPIONSHIP 2006
Dear Members!
You are kindly invited to participate in our contest and guess names of five players who will take up places from 1 to 5 on the PGA CHAMPIONSHIP 2006.
Every participant will get points for each right guessed name and place. The winner will be determined by the sum of points.
For right guessed name of winner – 5 points
For right guessed name and place – 2 points
For right guessed name in five – 1 point
The winner of the contest will get prizes from PGA CHAMPIONSHIP 2006.
For participation please fill in special form at the reception of the Club, or send filled in form (attached) to fax # 147-6252:
Before 12.00 of August 16 – coefficient 1,5
Before 12.00 of August 18 – no coefficient
Before 12.00 of August 20 – coefficient 0,5
Each participant can fill in only one form.
GOOD LUCK!
To fax # 147-6252
CONTEST PGA CHAMPIONSHIP 2006
Name_____________________________________________
1.______________________________
2.______________________________
3.______________________________
4.______________________________
5.______________________________
Signature_______________________
Date, time ______________________
