
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
Dear Members,
We are pleased to inform you that providing we have no severe change with the weather, the Golf Course will be open for normal play from 10 am Friday 20th April. However the Driving Range will still only be open for short play. This will remain so until a safety net has been erected to protect the construction workers on the left side. This should all be completed by the 1st May and normal service will be resumed.
The working hours of courses till May, 1st:
Monday: 14:00 – 20:00
Tuesday – Sunday: 10:00 – 20:00
About further changes of the schedule we shall inform you in addition.
We look forward to seeing you soon!
Good luck with your golfing season ahead !!