19th hole
Phrase of weekmore
If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.
Figure of weekmore
Jokesmore
Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
News
The Season Opening Golf Tournament
Dear Members!
You are kindly invited to participate in the Season Opening Golf Tournament to be held at Moscow City Golf Club on Wednesday, May 9, 2007.
Format: 18 holes. Individual Stableford with handicaps
Maximum handicap: for men – 28, for ladies – 36.
| Program | |
| 09:00 | Beginning of registration, breakfast for players (Club house) |
| 11:00 | Shot-gun start |
| 12.30 | Lunch for players |
| 15.00 | Golf clinic |
| 16:00 |
Ñocktail-party |
| 16:30 | "Closest to the Pin" at hole #9 |
| 17:00 | Scoring, prize-giving ceremony |
| 20:00 |
The end of the action |
Please, fill in application form and send back to Club (fax # 147-62-52), sign up at the reception or privet Members’ zone on the site.
Applications are accepted before 15.00 of Tuesday, May 8, 2007, or upon receipt of 44 entries.
With best wishes of succesfull season,
Tournament Committee
APPLICATION-FORM
For the “Season 2007 Opening” Golf Tournament
May 09, 2007
Name_______________________________________________
HCP: _____________
Date:_____________
Signature:__________________
