If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.

Sam and Harry are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to the ground.
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths away."
Dear Golfers!
You are kindly invited to participate in the “the Moscow Championship 2008” to be held at Moscow City Golf Club on May 17-18 2008.
The tournament coordinator is the Moscow Golf Development Federation.
Format: 2 days, 36 holes. Individual Stroke Play without handicaps.
Maximum handicap for men is 18, for ladies – 24.
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Program of tournament: |
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| Date | Time | Action |
| May 17 | 08:00 | Registration of participants |
| 10:00 | Start of tournament tee #1 | |
| 12:00 | Lunch for players | |
| May 18 | 08:00 | Registration of participants |
| 10:00 | Start of tournament tee #1 | |
| 12:00 | Lunch for players | |
| 17:00 | Scoring, prize-giving ceremony and cocktail |
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Please, fill-in an application-form (attached) and send to fax # (499) 782-09-72 or sign up at the reception of MCGC.
Dead-line for application is 18.00 on May, 16.
Best regards, Tournament committee
APPLICATION FORM
Moscow Golf Championship 2008
May 17-18, 2008
Moscow City Golf Club
Name ________________________
Date of birth ____.____.__________
HCP _________________________
Tel. __________________________
Membership at Moscow Golf Development Federation
____ Yes ____No
Date __________________________
Signature ______________________